Exercise is not for me unless we’re in a pool
‘I find it ranks right up there with childbirth, turnip greens, and root canals on my ‘things I hate’ list’
‘The Wizard of Oz’ inspired life-long love of red shoes
‘I just wish that Dorothy had been older when they filmed the movie and had worn jeweled orthopedic shoes’
Pinch of Faith: A missing phone reminds that God is always with me
‘Although my light may grow dim in my quest to find Him, there are plenty of places where I can recharge it and let it shine brightly once more’
Pinch of Faith: Waiting on all the king’s men to put me back together again
I am beginning to think that all of my original equipment has reached the limits of the lifetime warranties
Pinch of Faith: Fitness for the exercise averse: there’s got to be a better way
‘I am not a big fan of exercise if it involves any degree of perspiration or effort on my part’
Pinch of Faith: Finding out the hard way that no good deed doesn’t go unpunished
‘I have definitely earned something phenomenal for my well-intentioned efforts’
Pinch of Faith: Dog days leave us all panting like man’s best friend
‘When old Sirius takes command of the weather, he is such an unsteady, crazy dog, there is no dependence upon him’
Pinch of Faith: Cousins, bound by blood, connected by shared memories
‘Everyone has that one really strange cousin. If you don’t know who that is…it’s probably you!’
Pinch of Faith: Every day brings new reminders that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it
‘Proceed with caution toward anything ‘new,’ ‘updated,’ or ‘improved’
Pinch of Faith: Lord, let us be ever grateful for the food on our table
A trip to the grocery store prompts a case of sticker shock
